Stephen Lewis: Ode to President Obama

STEPHEN LEWIS, Post Columnist


EDITOR’S NOTE -- The Murfreesboro Post apologizes for any offense generated by Stephen Lewis’ column, “Thanking early voters for getting out of way, Ode to Obama,” (see below) in the Nov. 9, 2008 edition and for the false characterization it has cast on this community,

We sincerely regret that Mr. Lewis’ attempt at humor crossed the line from funny to offensive for many readers.

We are especially regretful that the lone column sends an incorrect message about this newspaper, but more importantly Murfreesboro, Rutherford County and Tennessee, and the people who live therein, including some 40,000 who voted for President-elect Barack Obama.

This community has been notably progressive and open-minded in dealing with racial and diversity issues since the early days of the Civil Rights movement, but that unfortunately is not the perception as a result of Sunday’s column.

We regret that portions of the column proved offensive to so many, but even more so that it has drawn an inaccurate assessment of this community, its people and even its "Red" voters.

In no way attempting to justify or mitigate the situation but to provide some perspective, I would note that Mr. Lewis writes a weekly humor column in which he constantly pushes the envelope with large amounts of sarcasm and hyperbole.

Humor can be a dangerous thing as the line between funny and offensive can be a moving target as was certainly the case in this presidential campaign. In Sunday’s column Mr. Lewis pushed past that line, but only, I honestly and fully believe, in the pursuit of humor.

I would also note Mr. Lewis is not a journalist but a citizen of the community who writes a weekly column, again in his case a humor column.

While not abdicating responsibility for its publication, The Post notes a columnist’s opinion should not be interpreted as representing the opinions or beliefs of the newspaper, its staff, advertisers or the community.

In our editorial Sunday, we wrote, in part:

“Whatever your politics, whomever your presidential candidate preference, we can all take pride in one aspect of Barack Obama’s election Tuesday as the next president of the United States.

“Obama’s victory proves without question the American Dream that any man or woman can rise to the level of his or her own talents and ambitions regardless of birth circumstances.”

For errors of judgment in publication of Mr. Lewis’ column Nov. 9, we apologize for any hurt that may have been generated and the false association for others and again offer our heartfelt apologies. -- Michael L. Pirtle, Publisher, Editor






Man, am I glad that’s over. If I got one more phone call from Gov. Phil Bredesen or one more political mailer, I might have gone crazy and voted for Ralph Nader. Anyway, the election is over and I’m glad, even if all my candidates didn’t win.

Before I forget, I definitely want to thank all of those who stood in line to early vote. Amazingly about 50 percent of the registered voters in Rutherford County took advantage of early voting. That means half the voters decided to stand in line at one of six early voting sites. Some for over an hour and a half. The other 50 percent, me included, did the stupid thing and waited until Election Day to vote in one of the 30 or so polling locations. It took me 10 minutes to vote. Thanks again to all you early voters.

I thought one of the great things about the candidates running for local offices was that almost everyone of them claimed to be farmers. Which I think is ironic, since there are very few farms even left in Rutherford County. I think every politician who lives on a half-acre or larger lot and either owns or ever owned a dog considers himself a farmer. I never decide to vote for someone by something as trivial as whether or not they claim to be a farmer. I always base my decision on meaningful political positions. That, or how hot his wife is.

What about this fellow who ran for state representative, Dr. Rishi Saxena? I’m not sure where he’s from but I’m pretty sure it’s not Rutherford County. From what I read about him he has some very good ideas. My advice to him would be to work on perfecting his southern accent. I’m not talking about southern Bangladesh either. And if he can’t sound southern, he could at least throw in a few y’alls and a couple fixin’ to’s every once in a while.

I suppose the biggest news in this race was the race for the White House. Barack Obama is now our new President-elect. It will be interesting to see how quickly Microsoft can fix its Word program not to underline his name as a misspelling every time you type it.

Even so, history has been made as the first black president has been elected. I still don’t get it though. If Obama has a black father and white mother isn’t he every bit as much white as he is black? Was his father blacker than his mother was white? Didn’t Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney sing about this over 20 years ago? “Ebony and Ivory, lives together in perfect harmony.” My hope is that eventually both races will be able to celebrate in his accomplishments.

I’m so confident in his success that I wrote a song about it and would like to present it to all Post readers as my “Ode to President Obama.” I do apologize to those of you who are under 30 years of age since you probably won’t “get it.” However, if you will tune into TV Land you can catch the opening of The Jeffersons and it may make more sense to you. And remember, if this offends you, your man got elected. So really you have the last laugh.

(Sung by Obama to the theme song of “The Jeffersons”):

“Well we’re movin’ on up,
To Washington, D.C.
To a deee-luxe pimp pad,
Painted whiiiite.
Yeah we’re movin’ on up,
To the White House.
I’ll be jetting with P. Diddy cross the sky.

McCain can’t score on the east coast,
Palin was just a cute, cheap thrill.
Took a whole lot of campaign promises,
To take over Capitol Hill.
Now we’re livin’ in the White House
Chewin’ on the government fat.
As long as we here
It’s tax, tax, tax!
Ripping off the rich fat cats!

Well we’re movin’ on up
To the big time.
To a dee-luxe sweet crib
That’s just too fly.
Moooovin’ on up
To D.C.
I finally showed McCain I’m the guy!”

Thank you! I’m here all week. Try the veal.