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Hank Haines: Dealing with mother and other cryptic messages


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She was 40 and was in the midst of doing some usual things: she’d had the divorce and now was changing jobs and feeling good about herself.

The job change meant living in a new town 80 miles up the interstate. No problem, though she had not yet found living quarters up there. Her mother, now 80 but active as a young minnow, lived in the ‘hood and said she’d be glad to put up the daughter … temporarily.

The fifth night in this arrangement the daughter arrived home to find the door locked. It was 10. She rang the bell. Her mother came to the door and without opening talked though it:

“Go away. This isn’t working.”

Two years later, the daughter said, “Mother is a piece of work.”

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She’s 28 but looks so young she vows never “to try to buy an alcoholic beverage until I’m 40.”  Recently she was in a music store and a guy began hitting on her. She asked him his age. Fifteen, he said.

The day will come when she’ll celebrate her youthful demeanor.

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Slip of paper found in library book; it bore the message:

“Mr. M—2 p.m. Thursday, OB-GYN, Bedford.”

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On Oct. 7, 2002, in Cincinnati, Ohio, George W. Bush delivered the defining speech of his Presidency. In the face of “clear evidence of peril” from a regime harboring terrorists and weapons of mass destruction, he declared, “we cannot wait for the final proof – the smoking gun – that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.”

Five days earlier, a 41-year-old Illinois state legislator had given a momentous speech of his own, although few recognized it as such at the time. “I don’t oppose all wars,” Barack Obama told a few hundred Chicago protesters, adding:

“I know that even a successful war against Iraq will require a U.S. occupation of undetermined length, at undetermined cost, with undetermined consequences. I know that an invasion of Iraq without a clear rationale and without strong international support will only fan the flames of the Middle East, and encourage the worst, rather than best, impulses of the Arab world, and strengthen the recruitment arm of Al Qaeda. I am not opposed to all wars. I’m opposed to dumb wars.”

                                                            --Dorothy Wickenden, The New Yorker.    

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Author Ellen Slezak was asked if that was her maiden or married name. “I gave my husband a chance to change his but he opted not to. This is my family name.”            

 
 
 
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Member Opinions:
By: ebbabc on 7/26/08
Well I see old Haynes can't even tell a joke or two without bringing in politics. So - on the subject of Obama 'our countries saviour':-
I do not know if you have noticed but whilst he has been on this trip overseas – I have noticed and take issue with why Fox or any of the Republican pundits have not made mention of this.

When you are the HOST it is my opinion that as a matter of courtesy when about to be seated or entering another room – the HOST extends his hand or arm in a gesture to say please be seated or enter ahead of me. This
‘holier than though’ a.. has from day one, taken the initiative to point for his HOST to sit in that particular seat in Baghdad to Maliki, in France to Sarkozi, then in England to Gordon Brown to enter another
room.

I am sure it happened on many other occasions we have not been privy to. DID YOU NOTICE? If not watch the news – you’ll see it, he does it all the time here in the USA too.

Who does he think he is – (Hertz) :-)? It is his host’s place to gesture which seat ‘the Saviour’ sits in and which door he goes through.


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