A group of Alabama teens wanted the truth about Obama, so they went to that unimpeachable source, the Internet, and found that Obama will return to “his natural religion” once this election thing is over. That would be Islam.
But there’s much they didn’t uncover in their online search for the truth.
In his hometown, Chicago, Obama is known to be a heterosexual and never has denied it. Friends say he’s a closet cogitator and though not licensed has issued proscriptions regarding dangerous drugs. He eats viands, sometimes without even cooking.
Barack Obama was said to have tried to resuscitate a woman one day on the beach. It’s a pretty good bet this was reported to the Cook County Beach Police, but nothing was done about it. The guy is hooked up with the local political machine.
One member of his family was most certainly a practicing thespian. At that time the old liberal Supreme Court had ruled that thespianism didn’t violate the federal law so this person went scot-free.
He has openly opposed Christian iniquity especially when practiced by whites. He has been accused by his Harvard roommate of secretly acquiring savoir-faire.
He has turned his nose up at trumpery even in church.
This, then, is the man who would be president, who would, if he could, defeat a 71-year-old war veteran who they say is a Christian but who’s undeniably white.
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A West Coast writer reported:
Yesterday at my gym, a woman, young, was lifting weights while wearing very high-heels. I have been going to one gym or another for 30 years now and thought I'd seen everything, but I hadn't run across that one. She did not, however, have breast implants, though if I were to put her in a story, she probably would.
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If she were in literature she’d be Huck Finn’s girl. She’s blonde, has a beautiful face and a sunny disposition. But the feature that gets your attention is her plaited pigtail. It falls down her back in a straight line to just below her glutes. It may be four feet. Asked about it, she laughs and says she hasn’t cut her hair “since I was eight.” She’s no twenty-six. When she works out she doesn’t merely lift weights, she attacks them.
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He has one of the best sports talking head jobs in TV. He brought us the word, “wisefully,” saying “He wisefully decided to stay on third.”
And a week or so ago he said over TV that kind regards (to someone) “go out from I and my wife.”
The rule is if you don’t know the rule use the nominative case and someone might think you actually got that community college degree.
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Tiger Woods is great looking, wealthy, intelligent, a generous and creative philanthropist and the greatest golfer who ever lived.
Then why in hell does he throw away every shred of personal dignity with those 18th green end zone boogie downs?
Tiger sets the pattern. See Michael Phelps and his moronic celebration at Beijing. How sad that he should embarrass America on an international stage.
Classless.
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