TMP Jan. 12, 2008 - 10 AM

The following bizarre report was filed last week at Murfreesboro Police Department.

Scott Masse passed out last Sunday in his apartment at The Pointe on North Tennessee Boulevard. He awoke to find three men standing around him laughing, Officer Brian Anderson reported.

“Masse then realized someone had drawn a picture of a male genitalia on his face with black magic marker while he was asleep,” Anderson reported.

When he awoke, the three men identified as Zach Mangrum, Charles Searcy and Evan Revoir ran out of his apartment. He went outside to find out who wrote on his face.

Masse approached the three men, demanding to know who wrote on his face.

“During the argument, the three victims stated Mr. Masse pulled a pocket knife out of his pants, opened the blade and starting pointing the knife at all three of them,” Anderson reported. “Revoir stated Mr. Masse, while holding the knife, was yelling he was going to start cutting people until he found out who drew on his face.”

Anderson spoke with the four men. He charged Masse with three counts of aggravated assault.

The police report didn’t state if Masse ever found out who wrote on his face.